Friday fish and chip feeding frenzy

The title of the post is self explanatory really.

1.It's Friday
2.I had fish and chips for dinner (with my parents and sister).
3.We all fought over the last of the chips.

Not physically fought you understand.

More of a "why should you get the last one?"/ You've had more than me"/"I've hardly had any"/"But I paid for them"/ "But I drove out in the rain to get them" etc and so on.

A verbal stoush.

(Dad won).