Hey Monday...look over there

Hey Monday
Not sure if you remember last Monday but I sure do. You seem to have arrived back again with suspicious speed. I do hope you're not stealing time from any of the other days of the week. (Not that I'm accusing you of anything underhand. No Sir or Madam). However, with those events in mind I'm asking if you could perhaps work your special patented brand of wizardry on someone else today. All I would like is a fairly smooth day that gets the week off to a pleasant start. Not too much to ask I'm sure even you will agree.
Have a good one
Kind Regards
Wendy