It was all about BOB

I'm sure you're all as devastated as I am with the Biggest Loser now FINISHED until next year. How to sum up in one tiny blog post the MAGNITUDE of the SERIES and it's contribution to BIGGEST LOSER HISTORY. One word really...BOB. It was all about Bob and was always going to be, despite some people thinking they were using the show to launch their opera singing career (yes I am looking at you Amanda. You are not the biggest loser. Neither are you the next Susan Boyle or whoever that Scottish lady with the scary eyebrows is). However, I am sure some nitwit will believe you can sing in spite of that AWFUL TOP NOTE you screeched out in Nessun Dorma last night. I had to look away from the TV. Good job though...you did lose a fair amount of weight.

But back to the show. Ajay had gone crazy with the fake tan and the glitter body spray. Still she had a relatively tasteful pretty dress on which would have warmed my Grandma's heart. (Because there's nothing like a pretty dress you know!). She also seemed to have remembered how to smile with the SERIOUS BIGGEST LOSER FACE nowhere to be seen. Instead, lots of jolliness..which at times was a little bit disconcerting.

I only got to tune in at 9:15 due to choir committments, but don't think I missed too much...just the usual endless recapping etc - this time of the entire series rather than just the previous episode. So I imagine this took some time. I did make it in time for the all important WEIGHING IN of the ELIMINATED CONTESTANTS. They started with the ones who were still a little bit BIG. As you do. So we all knew that leaving Sean until last meant that he had WON the 30000 dollars. HURRAH FOR YOU SEAN. You seem like a GOOD GUY who could use 30000 dollars.

And then down to business. The FINAL FOUR: SHARIF, BOB, TIFFANY, SAMMY. I spent a lot of time hoping Sammy would not win, despite father Cameron's best efforts to try and manipulate the GAME so she would. Well, haha on you Cameron. Still, good job Sammy you did lose a LOT of weight. And yes, Andrew, Tiffany did look like a Barbie doll. Still, quite the TRANSFORMATION. And then Sharif...a big tall man, who is now looking FANTASTIC. I was glad he didn't win because couldn't have stood the AGONY of him not winning the MONEY. And finally BOB who noone was going to beat anyway. Bob lost over 80 kilos which was over half his original bodyweight. Bob seems like a lovely man and I'm GLAD he won. Cue streamers, music, cheering, clapping and all round happiness. Biggest Loser history made. THE END.

What I am going to watch now? The chef show is not inspiring me to turn it on.

What do you mean I'm going to have to read a book? That's crazy talking.