freaking amazing and ridiculous 11 point something kilos

WELL....what a BIG night it was on the BIGGEST LOSER. It was all yellow LINES and ELIMINATIONS everywhere you turned.

Long story short, in the SUPER CHALLENGE Sean and Stewart made it out to the yacht first. Everyone else had to GO HOME straight away. Sean is everybody's favourite. Nobody seems to like Stewart, because he has been upfront about his desire to WIN THE 400000 dollars. So everyone HATES HIM in a BIG WAY. Poor Stewart.

Back to Camp Biggest Loser, and everyone was happy hugging Sean, and pseudo hugging Stewart. They had their WHITE SHIRTS on and we went pretty much straight to the WILD CARD WHITE SHIRT WEIGH IN. It was very exciting. Because Sean is so close to his goal weight SADLY we knew he wasn't going to make it ABOVE the YELLOW LINE. And as AJAY kindly explained in her simpleton style, the two people to FALL BELOW the yellow line would be going STRAIGHT home, no passing GO, no collecting 200 dollars. Jodi/Jeda and Sean went home. Stewart had lost 8 kilos or something but SHARIF had lost a FREAKING AMAZING AND RIDICULOUS 11 point something kilos. IN A WEEK. Well done Sharif. You are indeed a BIG LOSER.

Then they had to weigh in against the BLACK TEAM. Drama as Cameron's good NUMBERS pushed his OWN DAUGHTER SAMMY below the yellow line. Surprisingly for once, HE DID NOT CRY. Julie is also below the yellow line. What will happen at tonight's ELIMINATION when it's TIME to CUT the FAT? What sort of inappropriate dress will AJAY be wearing? Sometimes she looks nice, sometimes she wears un-ewe-usal outfits. Why does she stand on a little podium during the weigh-in? Is it because she's absurdly short? Or is it because everyone else stands on some softly lit stands?

One thing's for certain. I will five minutes late to choir because I NEED TO KNOW!